*1/4 cup softened cream cheese
*1 tbsp mayo
*1/3 cup finely chopped green peppers
*2 tbsp finely chopped yellow peppers
*2 scallions, finely chopped (onions will do, I guess. Or maybe chives. Are chives and scallions the same thing? Maybe.)
*1 garlic clove, finely chopped
*1 tbsp lemon juice
*1/2 cup crab meat
*1 tbsp chopped dill
*tobasco, salt, and pepper to taste
Combine cream cheese and mayo
Add peppers, scallions, and garlic. Stir
Add lemon and tobasco, salt and pepper
Throw in the crab and dill. I just accidently typed crap there, but thought it wise to fix that typo. I don't want you getting sick.
You can heat this if you'd like, but I boycott heating mayo. Again, I don't want you getting sick.